Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this